My family always did family vacations via road trip. I don't even think I took a plane on any sort of vacation until we went to Disneyland when I was 13. My little brother and I are so accustomed to the car, we usually nod off within minutes of reaching the highway. Which has only become an issue since Mr. T and I got married, because he likes it when I stay awake to keep him company.
For our upcoming Thanksgiving weekend, we're embarking on a 13 hour
I've been trying to figure out ways to stay awake on the road. At this point, I'm convinced my drowsiness is biological and that Daniel Craig could be in the driver's seat trying to escape Russian terrorists, and my head would still be bumping on the window, with a little trail of drool running down my chin.
But I'll give it a shot using some of these road trip activities I've come up with for adults.
Nope, not a fancy way of saying "car sick." I noticed yesterday that since Shooter discovered how to take photos and videos while my phone is locked (which I can't even figure out, by the way), I have over 1,600 photos and videos stored on my phone. Cleaning those up should waste a good hour or two, and also stimulate me as I try to identify which body part I'm looking at, and who it belongs to.
Booze from A-Z
The alphabet game, but with liquor brands and types. Zinfandel for the win!
Celebrity Death Pool
We've had one going for a few years now, but it's about time we updated it, crossed off the names of the dearly departed and add Hollywood's latest train wrecks to the list. We each come up with some names, discuss the expected cause of death (accidental overdose, naturally) and predict a time frame. If your first list is all Lohans, try to think of a few more more and come back to it later. Lindsay and Michael are neck-and-neck for the top spot on our list, so it's certainly not just you.
Letter Writing Campaign
I've been meaning to write for Seth Rogen for years to demand he compensate me for the money and two hours of my life I wasted on The Green Hornet. And to Heidi Klum for trying to bring back shoulder pads. You don't actually have to send your letters in the mail. Just draft one in a notebook and send it digitally once you find a connection.
You can also take this activity in a more positive direction and write to people you admire. For example, I would like to profess my love for Bill Hader (to Bill Hader, in case that wasn't clear), but I've never had to the time to devote to the care it needs so it doesn't end in a restraining order.
Words that sound dirty, but aren't
Exactly what it sounds like, and always a real crowd pleaser. Especially entertaining if your humour never graduated past that of an adolescent schoolboy.
To get you started:
Like the popular "I have never..." but this one is used as a time of confession to your travel partner. Like "I have...been flirted with by an tasty 26-year old who seemed to think the fact that I had a cute 18--month old was an attractive quality." Or "I have...lightly bumped the front end of our vehicle into a lamp post while parking."The good news is you have 10-and-a-half hours to hash these things out. Or sit in angry silence and listen to "C is for Cookie" play for the 647th time in a row. Beautiful family memories to cherish for a lifetime, am I right?